As the excitement showed which erupted a few weeks ago when a German trailer for Dirty Grandpa might have given a brief glimpse of part of Zac Efron’s manhood, there is a lot of interest out there in the actor’s penis. Now Adam Devine, Efron’s co-star in the upcoming Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates, has stepped forward to give us a description, based on what he says is first hand knowledge.
According to the Daily Mail Australia, Devine first tried to get a look at mini-Efron while they were making an episode of Workaholics, which involved Zac and Seth Rogen showing the show’s main cast – including Devine – their dicks. However he didn’t really get to see it then (although he does suggest they were all trying to get a peek), but he did on the Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates set.
So what is it like? Well, backing up previous reports about what Zac’s packing, Devine says, “It’s a very handsome dick. It’s just as veiny as his arms.”
Of course, we have no evidence of whether he saw anything or not. If he did, I think we should hate him on principle from now onwards. If he didn’t, how dare he titilate us like that. And quite frankly, as Zac’s shown everything else, why doesn’t he just go the whole hog (as it were), and show us what we’d all quite like to see?