Over the past few days many thousands of people have been offering their thoughts on the man bits of Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom, after nude pics of the actors were taken on holiday (they were on different holidays with their girlfriends, before you get too excited). However, most of those opinions were offered by straight women and gay men.
Other people have been taking a look though, and it turns out that includes Seth Rogen, who gave his thoughts on Watch What Happens Live. Host Andy Cohen asked him, “Who would you say, as a straight guy, had the nicer penis of the two?… Who’s is nicer, would you say?”
While some straight guys would have pretended they hadn’t seen then, Rogen jumped right in, sounding like a bit of a celebrity penis connoisseur, saying, “I’ve seen Justin’s before, so maybe I was just like, ‘I’ve been there, done that a little bit. And it’s wonderful, but Orlando’s I was really happy with. Good for him! He’s in great shape overall. So, I thought, honestly, Orlando’s probably a bigger guy and proportionally, his penis, it looked to scale, which makes me think overall, it’s probably bigger.”
Does that mean Seth Rogen is a straight size queen? Who knows?! Take a look at Seth talking Bieber/Bloom willies below.