The Internet Goes Into Metdown Over Full Frontal Orlando Bloom & Justin Bieber

It’s been a big week for celebrity penis spotters, with the internet going into total meltdown after Orlando Bloom decided to get out his bits out while relaxing paddleboarding in Italy. That was followed shortly by new (and better quality than previous) images of Justin Bieber’s peen. Indeed the fact they came in such quick succession, made some wonder whether Bieber had done it on purpose to compete with Bloom in some sort of bizarre famous willy competition.

Some even wondered whether both had been in collusion with the photographers, due to the fact we’re used to such pictures being taken from a great distance and being pretty blurry and grainy, but these images are clear, hi-res and everything’s pretty, er, in your face.

Fact is though, neither of the guys has anything they should feel the need to hide, and they can also help the uninitiated discover the difference between a cut and an uncut penis. That said, we couldn’t help but notice that Bloom seems to be more of a fan of manscaping than Bieber is.

Unfortunately we are too prudish to post the uncensored pics here, but take a look at a couple of the pics with strategic black bars below. And if you want to see the full thing(s) surprisingly clearly, you can find Orlando Bloom here and Justin Bieber here.

FULL BLOOM: Orlando Bloom bares all on vacation with @katyperry https://t.co/xDWmgcQGKl pic.twitter.com/U7khHrP1IQ

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