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There would be little more crushing than proposing to somebody, only for them to turn you down and run off. But how about if you were doing that in public at a sports event. Oh, and the proposal was being shown to the entire crowd on the stadium camera? Add to that the video being uploaded to Youtube and you’ve got yourself an astonishingly embarrassing situation.

If all that weren’t enough, let’s add in that you were told you got turned down partially because your penis wasn’t too small. Ouch.

That’s exactly what happened to Patrick Moote when he proposed to his girlfriend. He’s now the subject and star of the ‘cock-umentary’ Unhung Hero. The experience of having his proposal turned down sets him off on a quest to find out whether size really does matter, talking to doctors and experts, such as relationship columnist and It Gets Better co-founder Dan Savage. He also meets Jonah Falcon, who has what is supposedly the largest known penis in the world (at 13.5 inches) and says that being ridiculously massive isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. And if you do feel too small, is there anything you can do to make it bigger?

From the trailer (find it below) it certainly seems that penis size matters to some (and yes, we’re looking in your direction size queens), although perhaps the importance is actually more cultural than physical.

I actually know a few un-size queens who actively avoid those with big members, as they find the sex uncomfortable and more difficult. They also reckon that the guys attached to the large penises are pretty bad in the sack, as many of the well-packed men think bringing their schlong is all they need to do. It’s all a matter of taste, I suppose!

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