Remember how after you watched The Lion King, you ran away from home and lived with a warthog and a meerkat? Or when Beauty & The Beast forced you to try out bestiality? No, me neither, but apparently Frozen might make kids gay, and Disney has done that deliberately.

At least that’s what Colorado Pastor Kevin Swanson believes and which he espoused in a sermon, telling listeners of his radio show, ‘Man, how many children are taken into these things and how many Christians are taking their kids off to see the movie Frozen, produced by an organization that is probably one of the most pro-homosexual organizations in the country? You wonder sometimes, I’m not a tinfoil hat conspiratorialist, but you wonder sometimes if maybe there’s something very evil happening here. If I was the Devil, what would I do to really foul up an entire social system and do something really, really, really evil to 5- and 6- and 7-year-olds in Christian families around America?’

Yep, Mickey Mouse is the Devil.

I know many people who believe that Christianity’s worst enemies are other Christians of the ilk of Kevin Swanson. And the media (and yes, I include myself) has to take some of the blame for that, for helping give these people a pulpit and making their wingnut proclamations seem more like mainstream Christian opinion than it is. Indeed many Christians are very LGBT friendly, but you never hear about them, largely because saying nice things about gay people isn’t generally as interesting as when someone suggests Disney movies can turn you homo.

And Swanson certainly seems to think us gays powerful, as apparently we (and straight people who aren’t horrible enough to us) causes the Colorado floods. And just in case we were wondering whether he’d actually read any bits of the Bible that talk about loving your neighbour, he also suggest gays should die at their weddings. What a gent!

You can listen to some excerpts from Swanson’s show below.

Last November we featured the first two pilot episodes of Love Bytes, which have gone on to have over a million views on Youtube. That’s certainly a good proof of concept and so now the people behind the show have launched a Kickstarter campaign to fund more episodes to complete the season.

$12,000 will let them make two more eps and if they can make it to $18,000 there will be three more.

Award-winning queer film-makers and sisters, Tonnette and Victoria Stanford, are the creators behind LOVE BYTES, a fresh, funny and sexy new web series that lays bare the intoxicating world of LGBT dating. Tonnette and Victoria have been collaborating on queer-themed films for over 10 years and they are dedicated to increasing the visibility of the LGBT community on screen.

This ground-breaking new comedy centres on three housemates, Jade, Stacey and Michael. They are the Neapolitan ice cream of sexuality; young, sexy and single, they search for love and excitement in Sydney’s hetero-flexible dating scene only to find humiliation and hilarious misadventure.

‘Herpes of the Lips’, the first pilot, tackles what’s become a digital and universal dilemma: fake profile pictures. The second pilot, ‘Justin Beaver’ explores what happens when a precious family heirloom gets lost in the most intimate of places.

The first two episodes were made with assistance from Metro Screen’s Breaks program and the rest of the season is written and ready to go.

If you want to help out head over to Kickstarter, and you can also find out more at the show’s official website.